Todays Joke

 

Correct Choice

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said:  

Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor:        I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man:            No, I am coming to you.
Doctor:        But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man:            I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor:        I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.

Man:            I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
                   I get up in the morning like a horse
                   I go to work like a deer
                   I work all day like a donkey
                   I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
                   I play with my children like a monkey
                   I am like a rabbit in front of my wife

Doctor:        Do you work in Software Company ???

Man:            Yes

Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.