3 Easy Ways to Die : Take a Cigar daily - You will die
10 years early. Drink Rum daily - You will die
30 years early. Love Someone Truly - You will
die daily. 1. A foolish man tells a woman
to STOP talking, but a WISE
man tells her that she looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE
Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink
whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink
whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of
Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her
NOT to tell ANYONE. 4.. Love your friends not their
sisters. Love your sisters not
their friends. 5. A man got 2 wishes from
GOD. He asked for the Best
wine and Best Woman.. Next moment, he had the Best
Wine and Mother Teresa next
to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6.. Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through
a forest. They see an ELEPHANT
coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break
his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just
throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE
him because he is ALONE and
we are FOUR. 7. If you do NOT have a Girl
Friend - You are missing SOME
thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend -
You are missing EVERY thing
in your life. 8.. Question : When do you
CONGRATULATE someone for
their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 9. When your LIFE is in
DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and
ask him to free you from
Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still
in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL. 10. Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2
Women. Because per Constitution, you
can NOT BE PUNISHED
TWICE for the same Mistake.
Have A Nice Day.!!!!
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